Kirk Bohls

American-Statesman Staff

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Bohls: Texas athletics is (a) dead (b) struggling or (c) about to thrive

Posted June 9th, 2017

Save for track and field, the book is almost closed on this latest Texas athletic season. Thankfully. So it’s time to give out our awards of bests and worsts.

Yes, there were some bests. There really were. Eddie Reese is a consummate winner who needs a statue and should be the new AD. Jerritt Elliott is a model of consistency. John Fields has raised the bar for men’s golf. Mario Sategna has a very competitive track squad.

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But Longhorn Nation is hurting because the football team had a losing season again and didn’t even go to the Cactus Bowl. The men’s basketball team won 11 games, finished last in the Big 12 and lost its best player to the NBA. The loaded women’s basketball team couldn’t elude the Baylor curse and only reached the Sweet 16. The baseball team hit a wall but hit nothing else, blew a 2-0 lead and couldn’t get out of a regional.

But I can’t say strongly enough that Longhorns athletics are poised for a big, big turnaround in 2017-18. Can only get better, right? But the last nine months, not so much.

Longhorns fans react to a blocked extra point and Notre Dame score that tied the game lead 37-37 late in the fourth quarter at Royal-Memorial Stadium on Sunday September 4, 2016. JAY JANNER / AMERICAN-STATESMAN

1. Who was the biggest star?

(a) Shane Buechele

(b) Brooke McCarty

(c) Jarrett Allen

(d) D’Onta Foreman

(e) Clark Smith

(f) Ebony Nwanebu

2. Who was the biggest flop?

(a) Connie Clark

(b) Shaka Smart

(c) Mike Perrin

(d) Charlie Strong

(e) Malik Jefferson

(f) Eric Davis Jr.

(g) Texas baseball hitters

Texas Longhorns Shane Buechele warms up before taking on Iowa State Cyclones in the NCAA college football game, Saturday, Oct. 15, 2016 at Darrell K. Royal-Texas Memorial Stadium/Jamail Field, Austin, Texas. RICARDO B. BRAZZIELL/AMERICAN-STATESMAN

3. After the obvious — Buechele — who was the Rookie of the Year?

(a) Collin Johnson

(b) Jarrett Allen

(c) Andrew Jones

(d) Ryan Reynolds

(e) Micaya White

(f) Yuya Ito

4. Other than the Tom Herman hire, what was the biggest off-the-field news?

(a) Football lockers at $8,700 apiece

(b) Hiring of Casey Horny

(c) Foreman’s early departure for NFL

(d) New basketball arena announcement

(e) Herman’s shopping cart

5. What was Texas’ biggest mistake?

(a) Not cloning Eddie Reese

(b) Charlie Strong not naming himself defensive coordinator sooner

(c) Not firing Connie Clark

(d) Keeping Mike Perrin too long

(e) Not going after Jim Schlossnagle

UT running back D’Onta Foreman scores a touchdown in the fourth quarter against Notre Dame at Royal-Memorial Stadium on Sunday September 4, 2016. JAY JANNER / AMERICAN-STATESMAN

6. What was the best feel-good moment of 2017?

(a) Double overtime win over Notre Dame

(b) Swimming and diving national championship

(c) Women’s road basketball win at Baylor

(d) Charlie Strong’s baking of a cake

(e) Ryan Reynolds’ relay throw

7. What was the worst moment of 2017?

(a) Loss to Kansas

(b) Loss to Kansas

(c) Loss to Kansas

(d) You’re kidding, right?

8. Should Texas stay in the Big 12 or …

(a) Try to move to the Big Ten

(b) Try to move to the SEC

(c) Try to move to the Pac-12

(d) Stay put

(e) Refuse to play Kansas

Texas Longhorns Head Coach Tom Herman during the Orange and white spring football game at the Darrell K Royal–Texas Memorial Stadium on Saturday, April 15, 2017 RICARDO B. BRAZZIELL/AMERICAN-STATESMAN

9. Tom Herman’s riskiest move so far has been …

(a) Hiring Baylor staffer Casey Horny

(b) Letting in drug offender tight end Reese Leitao

(c) Entitlement-sustaining, pricey lockers

(d) Taking the Texas job

10. The Longhorns baseball team is …

(a) Back.

(b) A long way from being back.

(c) An affront to offense.

(d) Nolan Kingham, Morgan Cooper and 20 other guys.

11. The team that made the most progress was …

(a) Rowing

(b) Men’s tennis

(c) I’m thinking

(d) Blank.

12. The team that will break out in a big way next year will be …

(a) Football

(b) Men’s basketball

(c) Women’s basketball

(d) Baseball

(e) Men’s tennis

13. The coach on the hot seat will be …

(a) Connie Clark

(b) Angela Kelly

(c) Karen Aston if she doesn’t reach Final Four

(d) Shaka Smart if he finishes last again

(e) Tom Herman (come on, it’s football)

(f) Chris Plonsky, who hired a, b and c

14. The team that will win or flirt with a national championship will be …

(a) Women’s basketball

(b) Women’s volleyball

(c) Women’s rowing

(d) Do the men still play?

15. The most likely successor to Mike Perrin in 2018 will be …

(a) Oliver Luck

(b) Bob Bowlsby

(c) Joe Castiglione

(d) Mike Perrin

(e) Chris Del Conte

16. Best eyebrow-raising story of the year was …

(a) Extension of soccer coach Angela Kelly

(b) Andrew Jones’ decision to test NBA writers

(c) Beat writer Ryan Autullo’s bet that Dylan Haines would be drafted

(d) Urine hydration chart.

The Texas Longhorns flag flies in the end zone prior to kickoff against West Virginia at Royal-Memorial Stadium, Saturday, Nov. 12, 2016. (Stephen Spillman / for American-Statesman)

Here are the correct answers:

1. D. Foreman blew everyone away, topping 2,000 yards, but national champion swimmer Smith was a close second.

2. D. A 16-21 record and three straight losing seasons speak for themselves.

3. B. He good. He gone.

4. A. You get what you pay for. You get fancy lockers, you’d better produce.

5. C. Clark’s a fine person, but there’s no good reason Plonsky should keep the softball coach after another mediocre season. But the Dell Medical Center needs to ratchet up research on cloning Reese.

6. A. We’ll always remember where we were the night Charlie had the biggest of his five victories. And try to forget the 21 losses.

7. It’s all of the above. Texas cannot lose to Kansas. Fans, bring out the paper bags for headgear.

8. A. It makes more sense to join the Big Ten. I’d love the SEC, but that’s never going to happen. No Pac-12 and its late hours, please. And no movement can happen for three or four years at a minimum.

9. B. It’s very risky and sets a dangerous precedent. If allowing in Leitao is OK, is allowing in multiple drug offenders? However, many might answer (d) because Herman probably could have had the LSU job.

Texas head baseball coach David Pierce answer questions from the local news media
on the first day of practice for the 2017 baseball season at UFCU Disch-Falk Field on Friday, January 27, 2017. RICARDO B.BRAZZIELL/AMERICAN-STATESMAN

10. B or C. David Pierce does not consider sixth place in the Big 12 or just making a regional being back. A team has to average more than three runs a game to win a regional.

11. A. Rowing with three straight Big 12 championships.

12. All of the above. All are on the upswing, but the guess here is Shaka Smart will have the biggest improvement and finish among the top three in the Big 12.

13. All of the above, but mostly C. Not a really hot seat because she has tremendously elevated the program. However, if 10 McDonald’s All-Americans on the roster aren’t enough to get to the Final Four, Aston may forever be in Kim Mulkey’s backseat. Aston has to show she can coach as well as she recruits.

14. B. Elliott always has his team playing at a Final Four-caliber and just had the nation’ top recruiting class again.

15. Probably none of the above, but we’re hopeful it’s A. But don’t completely discount Perrin getting a lifetime contract because Fenves apparently is happy with him.

16. D. Nothing like a fascinating pee chart to arouse the fan base.

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